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Sex Ed
Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a p***s on the board. "Does anyone know what this is?" She asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, my daddy has two of them!" "Two of them?!" the teacher asked. ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Bad Relationship
Two women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, Seems like all Bobby and I do anymore is fight. Ive been so upset Ive lost 20 pounds. Why dont you just leave him then? asked her friend. Oh! Not yet. the first replied, Id like to ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Short Ones
While making love, he says: - Darling, let's do 68! - 68??? What's that? - You do it to me and I'll owe you one. A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: - Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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Mickey Mouse's Divorce
Judge:"look here Mickey Mouse I can not grant you a divorce" Mickey: stunned: "Why Not?" Judge: "I have reviewed all the infomation you gave the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy" Mickey exasperated:Your Honor! I didn't say she was crazy ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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Balls - Full Joke.
When design engineers get together they often talk about football. When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis. When top management meet they talk golf. Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate ladder the smaller your balls become.......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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4 Quarters
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "well, go in the bushes." "what should i use to wipe my ass?" "use a dollar bill." a few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s all ......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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