Mr Monkeys Short Jokes - please follow the links. |
So The Other Day I'm At The Airport... - Full Joke.
I go into the mens room to use the toilet. Then all of the sudden a hand reaches under the stall next to mine. I say, SORRY I'M NOT INTERESTED! Then he says NO! NO! I just wanted to ask for your vote.......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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It's Starting To Rain! - Full Joke.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Duck
A duck walks into a bar and ask's the barman "Got any bread?" "No" says the barman Duck "Got any bread?" "NO" says the barman "Got any bread?" says the duck again "NO!!!!!" screams the barman "Got any Bread?" Asks the duck again "If you ask me for bread again I ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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3some
Dave was in his early 20s and was sitting down at his local pub, when a woman in her 50s walks up to him and asks him if he would like to come back to her place for a threesome. Dave thought for a minute and replied "sure why not" when ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Wales - Full Joke.
Two tourists were driving through a place in Wales called, Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybaarcudprindanfygy when they stopped for lunch. In the restaurant they asked the waitress B4 we order can u please settle an argument for us and pronounce where we are very slowly? The waitress leaned over and said" burrrr gurrrr kinngg......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Beauty Treatment - Full Joke.
Two women were talking about cosmetic surgery. The first says, "I'm getting a boob job" The second woman says, "I'm thiking of getting my a******e bleached". The first woman replies, "I just can't picture U'r husband a blonde.......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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