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Choice
an irish man on a plane and the stewartess asks if he'd like a drink, he say's he'll have a double whiskey, so she gives it to him . she askes the priest beside him if he'd also like a double whiskey, he say, i'd rather be rode by a dozen ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - Full Joke.
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No!" And the guy lived happliy ever after, and went fishing, hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer, and farted whenever he wanted.......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Creation
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me God made me stupid so I would be ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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Woman's Perfect Breakfast - Full Joke.
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Who's Got The Biggest Balls Of Them All?
The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Car Accident - Full Joke.
My friend was in a car sccident on the way to work the other day. The guy he hit got out of his car, and he was a dwarf. He very angrily came over to my friend, and said I am not happy. My friend replied, then wich one are you?......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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