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The Dwarf Incident
I ran up the back of a car this morning... I tell you, I just knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!" So I ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Pavarotti - Full Joke.
Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates St Peter opens them and says ' Oh it's you Luciano, come on in. Squeeze through'. Pavarotti says ' Hold on, I've got an envelope for you, from the Pope.' St Peter opens it up and reads it. 'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Stiff At Last
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah, " she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Before And After Marriage
Before marriage Man: Yes! It's finally the time. I can't wait. Woman: Are you going to break up with me? Man: Absolutely not! Don't even think about it. Woman: Do you still love me? Man: Of course. Woman: Will you take advantage of me? Man: No. Why would you ask that? ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Blow...... - Full Joke.
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. But he acts so stupid, said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." Yeah, her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Window
A third grade school teacher was trying to explain to her class the difference between singular and plural. She said, "What do you call it if one woman looks out a window?" Little Charlotte said "Singular." The teacher then asked "What do you call it if three women are looking out ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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