Mr Monkeys Short Jokes - please follow the links. |
What Do You You Call... - Full Joke.
What do you call a truck full of vibrators?.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................Toys for t**ts......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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Reply From Santa
Dear Santa What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy makeing toys? Brian Dear Brian, The toys are made in China. I spend most my time in my condo in Vagas, makeing cheap porn films, grabbing the ass of any sexy waitress , or blowing ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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Masturbate - Full Joke.
why do posers masturbate...........................................................................................................................................................................so they can have sex with someone they love.......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring - Full Joke.
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring At the c**ktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy - Full Joke.
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Punk
An old man is sitting in a shopping centre watching a teenage punk. The punk's spiked hair is dyed different colours, and the old guy keeps staring at him, much to the punk's annoyance. "What's the matter?!" he shouts. "Never done anything wild in your life?!" The old man replies: "Actually, ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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