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Bear Chase
Two guys were out in the woods hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb up a tree, but the bear starts climbing after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his backpack and starts putting them on. The second guysays, Are you crazy? You ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Circumcision - Full Joke.
Why do so many men in the world get circumsized when there really isn't much of a medicalphysical benefit from it?................................................................................................cause we all know that most women will surely want it once they find out its 20 off!!!......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Diary Entries!
Her Diary, Saturday: Bf was quite, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong, he didnt kiss me all day. Not even looked in my direction. He may be having an affair. I went to bed and cried. When he came to bed, I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair, ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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The Blonde's Christmas Stamps
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Rich Man Poor Man
a rich man and a poor man are buying presents for there wives.the rich man says i have bought her a brand new bmw and a diamond ring, that way if she doesnt like the ring she can get in the car and take it back.the poor man replies i have ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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Money Mad
fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend, he approaches her anyway and offers her 1000 if she, ll have sex with him, ill throw the money on the floor, you bend down and ill be finished by the time you pick it up, the girl consults ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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