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Sean Connery
Sean Connery has been out of work for a while and is on the phone with his agent. "John, you've got to get a part for me in a movie." "All right Sean, I've got you booked for an audition, but you have to be there 10ish." Sean puzzled, replies, "Tennish? ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Question...craziest Things You Every Stuck Inside Yourself?
ANSWER: Caution : DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME FOLKS An AlkaSeltzer Tablet. Burned like literal FIRE.And of course caused me to emit loud obnoxious queefs with each step I took, as I ran for my life to get that thing out of me.Boyfriend was literally rolling on the kitchen floor, ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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1 A W**k
One day a man is walking past a bar and sees a sign outside. The sign reads "Pies 50 pence, w**ks 1" He goes into the bar and sees a buetifull leggy blonde with huge tits standing behind the bar. "Are you the one who gives the w**ks ?" he asks. ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Barbie
A dad on his way home wants to buy his daughter a Barbie. He stops at a toy store and noticed that there was a shopping Barbie, A beach Barbie and a disco Barbie which were all 19.95. There was also a divorce Barbie for 265. "Why is this one so ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Learning To Count
Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps: 1. Unbutton pants 2. Pull pants down 3. Pull foreskin back 4. Pee 5. Push foreskin forward 6. Pull pants up and button up She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Short Funny Joke
A bum was walking down the street in Ottawa, he got to a cross walk and started crossing the street , there was a mounted police on a horse stopped at the light. The bum stops and looks at them , pauses and says , Hey i didn't know you got ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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