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Not Long Enough
A wife was helping her husband to set-up his Computer. The husband was in a cheeky mood so when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it obvious to his wife that he was typing in the word "p***s" as password. His wife fell over from laughter when ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Stop Me If Youve Heard This - Full Joke.
a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods the bear looks down at the rabbit and asks do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur the rabbit looks up and replies no so the bear grabs him and wipes his ass with him......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Story With A Twist?
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "Give ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Book Store
Jack London comes back to life and is walking around a book store but all he sees is all his books that he has written and no other authors. So he asks the cashier why there are no other books by other authors. The cashier replies back and sez cause they ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Bag
A WOMAN GONE TO A SHOP AND SHOWN INTEREST TO PURCHASE A SMALL HAND BAG. HOW MUCH THE COST SHE ASKED. 1000 DOLLARS THE SHOP KEEPER REPLIED. ITS TOO SMALL AND SO COSTLY SHE SAID. THE SHOPKEEPER ANSWERED MAM ITS MADE BY P***S SKIN, YOU SIMPLY PUT YOUR HAND ON IT, ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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A Good One
three were talking one says my father once fell from 5 th floor his hand broke so he put on hand of tiger now he can wrestle well. 2nd boy says this is nothing my father fell from 8 th floor lost his leg so put on leg on dog. now ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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