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Very Crude Joke Thats Not A Shrimp
two men are working in a morgue and one man comes running upstairs and says boss, boss you got to come downstairs mrs. mcgruder has a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her snatch, so they head downstairs and the boss says that is not a shrimp thats her c**t and the ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Art Connoisseur??!! - Full Joke.
---------- Watching a painting exhibition, a mod lady said: "Who has made this rubbish painting? It's difficult to make out what I am standing before." An art critic replied: "M'am, it's a mirror!"......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Astrological Prediction! - Full Joke.
---------- Astrologer: "A good looking girl would repeatedly come before you. You have to be quite watchful of her movements!" "I think she needs to be more watchful as I'm a taxi driver fond of drinking!"......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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First Time
A guys walks into a bar and orders three drinks. The bartender asks him why he is ordering three drinks at one. He responds that he just had his first bj. The bartender replies, "That's great! Let me get you another on the house." "Naw, " the man replies, "if three ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Italian Joke - Full Joke.
a dark headed married italian couple had there first child blond with blue eyes followed by 11 dark headed kids. the old man is on his death bed says to his wife before i go tell me is that first child mine? yes she said but not the other 11!!!......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Women's Revenge
WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No, " she replied, "but my ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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