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Sex Stages In Pregancy
Stages For those of you about to become first time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your wife during pregnancy. During the first trimester, you do it regular style. During the second trimester, you do it doggie style. During ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Buying Condoms
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for help buying condoms. The pharmacist asks the man what he has in mind and the man says he wants to buy the comdoms with insecticide. The pharmacist is puzzled and asks the man if he means the ones with spermicide. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Parking Spots
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Use It Or Lose It - Full Joke.
I used to think that the phrase "use it or lose it" was a bunch of crap, until recently, that is. My sex life has gotten so bad that I went to the store the other day and saw a picture of my p***s on the side of a milk carton.......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Murphy's Laws Of Combat 1
Murphy's Laws of Combat If the enemy is in range, so are you Incoming fire has the right of way Don't look conspicuous it draws fire There is always a way That way is always mined Try to look uminportant they might be low on ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Confessions Of The Dying Wife - Full Joke.
Said the dying wife to her husband, "Darling, come, I've something to tell you." Husband: "Darling, please don't speak, just rest." Wife: "No, I must confess. I had sex with your brother and your best friend." Husband: "Shhh... I KNOW. That's why I've poisoned you."......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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