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Shopping For Toys
a blonde walks into a sex shop looking around for a new vibrator after searching all around she finds the purfect one shes been looking for "I WANT THAT ONE" she says to the shop attendant "THE RED ONE BEHIND YOU" OH says the shop attendant thats not for sale its ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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40 Years...
Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said oh and continued rocking. Ma reached over and slapped Pa. Pa said what was that for? Ma said for knowing ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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It Died...
A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his p***s. A young nurse says "Why are you doing that?" He replies, "It died today." "Oh that's terrible!", the nurse replied The next day the man has his p***s hanging outside of his pants again. The ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Where Do Babies Come Out?
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their p***ses "Yes, dear, " replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Holiday
Four young and beautiful ladies spent their vacation together, in a resort to the sea side, without their men. Upon their returning, one of them has some regrets of what she did there: - Hey girls, I will confess to my hubby about how many times I did cheat on him...... ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Superman!
Superman flying through the air spots wonder woman lying naked on a rooftop! Superman pulls up sharp and thinks gosh I could fly down there and give her a quick f**k and she wouldn't know. He zooms down does the business. Wonder Woman sits up and says "f**k me what was ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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