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A Bad Day - Full Joke.
next time you feel like you're having a bad day try to imagine this you and your brother are siamese twins joined at the hip.......your brother is gay ........you are not........you have only one ass........he has a date tonight now today don't seem quite so bad does it......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Things Have Been Ok
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned.""You talked! you talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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The Park Bench...
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together." "How dare you, " said the woman, "I'm ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Politician - Full Joke.
Former Senator Alan Simpson does not blame politicians for a dearth of upstanding Congressmen. "About 15 percent of Americans are screwballs, lightweights and boobs, " he says. "And you don't want people like that not represented in Congress."......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Choice
A young man went to the doctor and said he wanted to get married but he was worried about the small size of his member.The doctor advised him to go and stay on a farm dip his d**k several times in a day, and have it sucked by a calf. Some ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Sound Advice
Emily, I don't know what to do, Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good looking Alan in accounting asked me out for Saturday night.Should I go?" "Oh, my God, her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment.Then ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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