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Globalization
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend, uses Norwegian mobile telephone, crashes in a French tunnel in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian driver, who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian papparazi, on Japanese motorcyles, treated by an American doctor, assisted by Filipinos ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Miss Asks Johnny..
Miss asks johnny what his dad does at work, 'he dances in a gay bar, sometimes he lets punters f**k him up the arse & cum in his mouth if the money's right'. Miss pulls him aside & says 'Johnny is this true?' 'No Miss, he works in Asda but I ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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Treatment
A couple in train Girl : my hand is paining boy kisses her hand and girl feels good After some time she said again Honey : my neck is paining .boy kisses her neck and she feels good. A old man was watching them he said to boy Can you do ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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Expensive Dish...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu... Broiled Missionary: 10.00 Fried Explorer: 15.00 Baked Politician: 100.00. The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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Love Lives...
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce smooth and sophisticated." The second said, "Mine is like a porsche fast and powerful." The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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Just Remember Your Childhood!
A five-year-old comes crying to his mommy because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry, " the mother says, "Your baby sister doesn't know that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and so, Mom goes to investigate. This time baby sister is bawling and her ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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