Mr Monkeys Short Jokes - please follow the links. |
Horse Country...
A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce proceeding. He stopped in a bar, and after a few drinks, stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses' asses." One of the locals spoke up on hearing this said, "Mister, you'd better watch what you say. You're in ......
Written on 21/12/2008 |
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Intimacy...
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Ear Job...
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still f**king ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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An Excellent Costume Party Idea
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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An Old Maid
.....wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead p***y." The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have alot ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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Making Out... - Full Joke.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight." He says, "Why's that?" She says, "Because you've been eating grass for fifteen minutes."......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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