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Dumb C.e.o.
A secretary was leaving the office, when she saw the CEO of the company standing by the paper shredder. The CEO said, "Listen, this is a very important document. Can you make this thing work?" The secretary turned on the machine and the paper went in perfectly. As she did this, ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Rednecks Lamenting....
Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says, "I sure wish that sheep was Marilyn Monroe." ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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Ditry Limericks, Again
i once did a girl who wore braces stuck my d**k in the hole where her face is up and down she slid dragging her teeth as she did leaving scars in my most private of places It's better to remain silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Dirty Limericks
a motician's young daughter, named mattie told an eager, but virginal young laddie if you do as i say we can have a great lay cause i've buried more stiffs than my daddy It's better to remain silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Medical Professor - Full Joke.
A medical professor was lecturing his students about involuntary muscle contractions.To liven up the lecture he asked one of the female students "do you know what your a******e is doing when your having an orgasm"? She replies"probably having a drink with his mates"... BiGirl ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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Puppies
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. A large wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top. She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest. Lil' Johnnie, playing in the sand looked up at her ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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