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The Romantic Husband
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Married Couple
A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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Password
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in withbrwanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood he smugly told her to enter 'p***s'brwithout blinking ......
Written on 22/11/2008 |
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Daddys Math
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes, " he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four, " answers the boy. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good, " says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?" ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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Long Lived
A co-worker returned after lunch carrying a dress from the cleaners. Pretty said one of the guys. Big date tonight? I picked it up for a friend, she replied, adding, Do you really think I could fit in a tiny thing like this? Jerry smiled and said, Do you really think ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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Hags...
The Doctor informed his patient that he had a nasty case of Hags. "What the hell is Hags?" asked the patient. "It's a combination of herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea and syphilis, " explained the doctor. "The only cure is total isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon." "Why pancakes and bacon?" ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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