Mr Monkeys Short Jokes - please follow the links. |
If It Make It Grow - Full Joke.
Two young housewives, both advid gardeners, were discussing botantical theories. "Do you really believe, "asked one of the housewives, "That talking affectionately to a plant can make it grow bigger?" "i certainly do, replied the other housewife, "in my experience, anything organic can be increased in size by affectionate handling"......
Written on 14/11/2008 |
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The Truth Can Hurt
One saturday afternoon a man's wife came home from a lingerie shop with a pair of frilly, lace imported panties that cost 75.00 she explained it by saying "after all dear, you wouldn't expect to find top-quality perfume in a cheap bottle. "No snapped the husband "and i wouldn't expect to ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, i'm going to screw your brains out. "To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket, pulled out ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Flashers - Full Joke.
So did you hear aboit the flasher that was goinf to quite but decided to stick it out one more year? did you hear about the flasher who flashed the two little old ladies sitting on the park bench? the first lady had a stroke and the 2nd couldnt reach......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Two Beers - Full Joke.
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "give me two beers "the bartender complys the proceeds to drink one beer and pour the second beer all over his hand the bartender says "what the hell are you doing" The guy says "Trying to get my date drunk!......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Hook Line And Sinker!
"honey "the wife said sweetly to her husband at the breakfast table do you remember the bass you spent a weekend fishing for a couple of months ago? "yeah of course " muttered the husband putting down his newspaper one of them called to tell you you're going to be a ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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