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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:
10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For 200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Golfing...?... - Full Joke.
"What's your excuse for coming home this time of night?" a wife said to her husband. "Dear, " he answered, "I was golfing with friends." "What?" she countered. "Until 2 in the morning?" "Yes, " he said. "We used night clubs."......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Another Bush Joke......
Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday. She told D**k Cheney, "The bird is so smart, George already taught him more than 200 words." "Wow, that's impressive, " Cheney said. "But you do realize he just says the words he doesn't really understand what they mean." "That's fine, " ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Lil Johnny 2
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. A large wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top. She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest. Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Readers Digest
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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What An Imagination
Mom was in the kitchen when she heard her son riding his big wheel in the house. He would knock something over, eat a handful of m & m's and bite the cat. He will do this over and over again. She finally asked him what are you doing. He replied...I'm ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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