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Zen Mobsters & Bad Ass Bikers
What do you call a stip club owned by Zen mobsters? The Buddha Bing ok, not that great but at least its something that hasn't been repeated 10, 000 times. A man appears before St.Peter at the gates of heaven. St. Peter inquires, "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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The 1st Kind Of Sex Is Called:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue! in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Heaven
God tell's Mike "If you want to get into heaven, you must give up Sex, smoking and drinking" 2 weeks later God speaks to Mike and ask's " Have you given everything up that I asked?" Mike replied " Well giving up the smoking and the drinking was easy, but, when ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Martian
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation on mars they could do that then. So they go to mars and meet a martain couple and start talking about they way they do things and come to the subject of sex. They decide to switch ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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Joke
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his d**k in a vice. Utterly terrified, ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Time Up Or Shoot It ???
A rich old woman is dying and wanting her daughter to take her chrome plated 38 revolver so that she can always remember her mother. "But mummy, i really don't like guns, how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead ??" "my dear daughter, listen to me, you are ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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