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Oranges And Dentures...
Louisa was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Louisa was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Spicing Up The Sex Life
A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly. The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce excitement, guilt and so on into the process. He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan. "Well, " he says to the doctor "A week ago, I ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Traveling Salesman
A traveling salesman ran into a friend of his who was also a traveling salesman. He was told if he ever got to within 50 miles of a particular whore house he owed it to himself to go by there because they had the best women anywhere around. Well one ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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F**k Me & I'll Tell Ya....
NOTE: SAY TO OPPOSITE SEX THERE WERE 4 LITTLE MICE. 3 MALES, 1 FEMALE. ALL WERE ASTRONAUTS & SET TO BLAST OFF TO OUTER SPACE. WHEN THEY GOT THERE, THE SPACESHIP BROKE DOWN WITH NO WAY OF FIXING IT SOON. THE FEMALE MOUSE WAS FRANTIC. SHE GOES TO THE 1ST ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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The Grimiest Asian Store
After class I head to this market my boy was telling me about cuz he said they had EVERY flavor of blunts imagined and they are always fresh. So i'm like aiiiiiiight I will give it try. I get there. I noticed it's owned by kimchi ass muf**kers. And that's ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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Nursing Home Sex
Every night this old guy would sneak into the old lady's room. They would watch late night TV and she would hold his c**k in her hand. One night, he fails to show up. She sees him in the dining room the next day, but he doesn't show up again that ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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