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Out Of The Mouths Of Children...
1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. Kelly age 6 2. Oysters' balls are called pearls. James age 6 3. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. Wayne age 7 4. Sharks ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Abstaining...
Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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Tarzan And Sex
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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What Do I Look Like?
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Little Johnny...
Johnny goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnnys Dad gets a call from Johnnys teacher. "I think I've cured Johnnys betting ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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What Size?
A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some rubbers. The cashier asks, "What size?" The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes." "Yes, they do, " she says, "What size do you want?" "Well, gee, I don't know, " the man answers. The ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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