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Careful What You Wish For!
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is buddy, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire ......
Written on 28/09/2008 |
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Gimp
A man walks by a dock daily, and there is always an armless and legless woman sitting in her wheelchair there. one day she calls the guy over and says 'Hey, would you hug me? iv never been hugged before' the man took this as his one good deed for the ......
Written on 01/10/2008 |
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Rye Bread
Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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Sex Pill
A lady gone to the Sexologist and told him that her husbands interest in the sex has been finished. What she do? Sexologist gave her some pills and asked her to give that to her husband in the evening. Two days later she reached to the Sexologist with a volt face. ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Love This Joke
Observation I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an oldman watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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