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Voodoo P***s
The VOODOO P***S A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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My Thanks To All Of You............
Who have sent me emails this past year........ I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top of ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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The Camel
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Best Pickup Lines I've Used
The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word. Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays? I'd like to f**k your brains out, but it looks like someone beat ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Sheep Farmer
A man buys several sheep one day wanting to breed them for their wool.After several weeks he notices that the sheep aren't getting pregnant and calls the vet for help, the vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination the farmer does not know what this means but does not ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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