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7 Kinds Of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This ......
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F**ked
A guy is running on the beach and sees a girl with no arms and legs crying..he stops and asks whats wrong...she says I have never been hugged before...so hes being nice picks her up and hugs her...!next day he sees her again and he says okay whats wrong now?...she says ......
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Need A Laugh
The Pickle Slicer There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did ......
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Jack Visits The Local Brothel
Jack is one horny guy and is not sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. He walks down the street to the local brothel and knocks on the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can ......
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Billy Connelly Quotes!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the fck is yours? Do I point at my crotch and ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for ......
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Happy Returns
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do in the backseat parked on a back road some distance from town do. Things were getting hot and heavy when she stopped him. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, ......
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