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The Farmer & The Preacher
Preacher was driving down old counrty back road when his car breaks down. Along comes an old counrty Farmer in his pickup truck sees the preacher and offers him a ride. About 10 miles down the road the Farmer sees a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. Farmer stops ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Emotional Needs
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Mailman At Christmas
THIS MAIL MAN WALKS UP TO PUT MAIL IN THIS MAIL BOX. AS HE IS PUTTING THE MAIL IN, THE DOOR OPENS AND THERE STANDS THE LADY OF THE HOUSE IN A BEAUTIFUL AND VERY REVEALING RED TEDDY. SHE SAYS TO THE MAIL MAN, YOU MUST BE VERY TIRED FROM CARRYING ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Puma Story
PUMA is Pumped up my ass One day 3 guys were wandering in a tropical island. As they walked through the jungle, they were ambushed by the local natives. The chief told them they have 2 choices they could either get death or get PUMA. They asked the first guy ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Always Eat Your Saugage
a guy is driving in the country on night when he breaks down, he"s miles from nowhere and starts to walk to see if he can get help, he comes to a farmhouse and the woman invites him in, she tells him the phones are out and he can stay the ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Bubba
A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty drunk, and the topic turns to Bubba at the end of the bar who, as everyone knows, has the biggest d**k in town. One of the guys gets enough courage to go up to Bubba and ask him ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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