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Tarzan Meets Jane
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Bar Tricks
A man walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender. "bartender what do I have to do to get a free drink. I am traveling and have found myself a little short here today?" The bartender thinks about it for a miniute and says to the man. "Yes I ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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1st Curse Words
There are two brothers, one 6 and one 4. The 6 year old says to the 4 year old "Brother, I think it's about time we learned how to cuss. Tommorrow morning at breakfast I will say 'damn' and you can say 'ass'. So with it all worked out they go ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Sing Along To The Tune Of: "i Will Survive" !
At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, another lie, I ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Bj
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a bj?" "What? You're crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem." "No!! Someone may see -- ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Gf
This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a bj?" "What? You're crazy???!!!" "Don't worry, it will be quick, no ......
Written on 12/06/2009 |
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