Mr Monkeys Rude Jokes - please follow the links. |
"free Sex With Fill-up"
There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex With Fill-up". Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
|
Christmas Joy
Five wise women with c**ts so good, Satisfied the c**k still throbbing under the hood, First was a nanny always with an itchy c**t, C**t the shaft till it was long and thick, Second was a cow maid hungry for a ride, Mounted the shaft and gyrated it far and wide, ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
|
Sexy Drinks
For those who like to have drinks or two to get in mood for sex..... here are couple of recipe... try it see if it work!!!!! Sex Machine X Rated Drinks 1 part Kahlua 1 part Irish Cream 1 part milk Servings: In 1 Serve in lowball glass ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
|
A Virgin
Wanting to marry a virgin a backwoods man who struck it rich would expose himself to women and ask if they knew what it was. Finally one said No. Every day for two weeks he showed the young women each time she said no. Convinced he found his girl he asked ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
|
The Man His Tool And The Wish
A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
|
Little Timmy Asks, Whats A P***y???
Little Timmy had just gotten home from school when his mother asks how was your day. Timmy responds by saying I learned two new words today, p***y and bitch. Mom what do they mean? His mom thinks for a minute and says Timmy, a bitch is a female dog, and a ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
