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Joke
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Pearly Gate Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in. "Follow me, " he said, opening the gate and walking in. After some walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Why Stem Cell Research Should Be Legalized
Sam, has been suffering from erectile dysfunction. His doctor prescribes Viagra. When that fails he prescribes Levitra, then Cialis. Nothing works. Sam becomes depressed, despondent, and begs his doctor, Surely there is something, anything, that can be done. The doctor ponders a moment and says, Well, there is an ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Mayo
one day a guy and his girlfriend whent to there house. the guys little brother was there for the week so they were not sure if they should have sex there or not.So they watched tv until his little brother went to sleep and the only bed they had was a ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Tiles
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands spread-legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up but she has landed so hard her p***y has stuck to the floor, creating such a vacuum that she can't move. She ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Joke For Men
A man comes home from work and gives his wife a box of chocolates. "What are they for?" She asks. "I want to make love." She shakes her head. "Not tonight. I have a headache." The next night the husband brings home a dozen roses. "Honey, what are these for?" He ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Libido Help
An Irish woman "of a certain age, " visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido."What about trying Viagra ?" asks the doctor."Not a chance, " she said, "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem, " replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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