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Marriage And The Church
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and deliver a basket of goodies to Grandmother when her mother stopped her, saying "Little Red, you had better be careful in the woods because the Big Bad Wolf is out today. If he catches you, he is going to lift up ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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P***s Problem
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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The Versitility Of The Word "shit"!
Similar to f**k, the word shit is another amazingly functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to either shit or ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Car Salesman
A salesman was travelling around the farm country looking to do some business trading some farmers up to new cars.He pulls into one farm & is greeted by a young 8 yeard old boy. The salesman asks where his parents are & the boy say way out back on the farm. ......
Written on 20/01/2009 |
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Coffee & Viagra
An elderly woman went to the doctor for help to revive her husbands sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra ?' asks the doctor. 'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy who else he won't even take an aspirin for a headache. 'No problem' replies the doctor . 'Drop it ......
Written on 31/01/2009 |
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