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Fence Out Back
A man walks into a small neighbor hood pharmacy. He ask the girl behind the counter if they sell condoms yes we do she replies do what size you wear? The man looking shocked hated to answer so said I'm really not sure.The girl tells him to go outside and around ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Convict On The Loose
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Obsorbant Padded Good Morning.
A freind of mine was late coming to the crummy one morning.We waited, honked, knocked and were just pulling out of the drive way when he comes running out, lunch bag flailing, shirt half buttoned and cursing away.He hops in the crummy to silence, we had all endulged in a thirsty ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Anniversary Present
A man on his way home from work remembers it is his Anniversary, he is almost home and stops at a yard sale, he buys an old lamp and when he gets home gives it to his wife, she looks at the lamp with sad eyes, the husband sad honey this ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Plant Earth & Oral Sex
St Peter had to do a yearly report on plant earth, this report was going to God, when he was in front of God, God said St Peter you look Sad, St Peter looked up at God and said, , God we have a Problem on Earth, God said what kind ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Teacher's Pet
A thirteen year old boy came home from school. His mother who like to show interest in his activities asked. "How was your day". He stated, "I had sex with my teacher". His mother, quite dismayed, sent him to his room stating "wait until your Father gets home". Around 7pm his ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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