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Redneck Lottery
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my 20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Redneck Honeymoon
A young redneck and his fiance' were about to get married. The young man is petrified, afraid he won't know what to to on his wedding nighthe never took sex education. So, he goes to his buddy John and explains his problem. John calmly explains sex to Luke and tells him ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Love And The Red Neck
A big old redneck walked into his local bar with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about? asked the bartender. WELL, I'll tell you. he replied. You know I live down by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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Ghosts
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's logic?" the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, "Let ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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