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The Lawyer And The Farmer
A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Ghosts
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Redneck Humor
A professor at the University of Tenn. is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Redneck Lunch.
there was a mexican, a chinese man, and an arizona redneck all working at the same contsruction site. one day they were sitting at the top of the building at lunch time, when the mexican pulled out his lunch. he cried, "Burritos?! i hate burritos, if i get burritos one more ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Deaf Genie
Deaf Genie A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and he ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Hillbilly Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Georgia Mountain couple decided that enough was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his Veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want no more children, and what could he do for him. The Doctor ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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