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How To Tell Your At A Redneck Wedding
- The bride's gift registry specified, "No REBUILT truck parts". - The fiddler has waxed his bow, his truck, his boots AND his handlebar mustache for the festivities. - Some of the gals lined up to catch the bouquet are pregnant. - All the meat served on the ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Adopting A Baby
A redneck couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Lesbian In A Bar
A redneck is in a bar, sees a woman down the way and asks the bartender to send her a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, but you don't want to send that woman a drink, she is known to be a lesbian." After having a couple more, the redneck asks ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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One More--mmuuuuhhaawww!!!
Repressed Desires i must confess my true self i can no longer repress won't someone please understand i'm really a gay redneck but can't reveal it or my beer drinkin' buddies will kick my ass i'm really a gay redneck but can i tell billy bob when i ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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A Redneck Wedding Night
On his honeymoon Bubba insisted on having a room with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bridecousin emerged from the bathroom dressed in some very sexy lingerie she had bought at Wal-Mart. "Bubba, come in off the balcony and see what I ......
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A Redneck Family
A young high school senior was having a hard time getting a date for his prom. After almost giving up, his mom and dad suggested that he take his sister. The young lad didn't want to miss his prom so he agreed. On the way home from the prom ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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