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State Mottos
State Mottos Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11, 623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Thoughts On Politicians
Some Quotes On Politics, Politicians, and Government: "The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces" "Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies." "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Hilarygod
Hilary clinton was talking to GOD the other day. GOD says hilary, I'd like to ask you a few questions. Go ahead GOD replys. Well will there be peace in the middle east? asks Hilary. NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME is the reply. Well will there be an end to hungerstarvation? she ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Holy Inspiration
God, His Faithfull Son, the Pope, Moses, and his messenger, Gabriel, had a very important meeting. They were troubled by the inappropriate behavior of the President of the United States. They decided the only viable course of action was to create an 11th Commandment to get there message across to him. ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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Atta Boy Mr. Pres.!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and whispers in the President's ear. Mr. Clinton pauses, then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her ......
Written on 07/10/2008 |
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