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Scrabble
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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The Bank Loan
A Chinese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5, 000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Dave Knows Everyone
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I'll know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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New Viruses Out
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec or McAfee have any solutions for these yet!!! The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory. The Bob Dole aka ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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What Is Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?" Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Thoughts For The Day
13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 12. Life is sexually transmitted. 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich! ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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