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President Bush Is Kidnapped
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a 10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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This & That 2
Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "And yesterday, Mr. President, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "Dear Lord, no!" the President moans. "That's terrible...!" The President buries his head in his hands, silencing his staff with this moving display of emotion. Finally, ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Things I Have Learned From Watching The News
on TV during the last few days: The hurricane only hit black family's property New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down New Orleans has no white people The hurricane blew a ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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The Promotion
Bernie was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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The Indian Reservation.
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question which his son translated. What are these guys in the ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Old Butch
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers hens, called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an ......
Written on 20/09/2008 |
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