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Decisions! Decisions!
Last week a very important meeting took place among God, the Pope and Moses. They were troubled because the President of the United States was behaving in an inappropriate manner and there were many people who saw nothing wrong in what he had done. They decided that the only course of ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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I Need Money
A little boy wanted 100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The president was so ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Top Ten Profile Acronyms
Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads 10. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike 9. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President 8. MSG SG WB MF KOPWPFYB -- Moon walking Single-Gloved StraightGay WhiteBlack MaleFemale King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys 7. RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor 6. HAWGSOH -- Heroin ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Bernie & The Vice President
Bernie was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Politics Explained
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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A Few Words Of Wisdom
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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