Mr Monkeys One Line Jokes - please follow the links.

Beer - Full Joke.
What does low carb beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? Both are f**king close to water!......
Written on 20/10/2008

Q: How Do You Define Making Love? A: Its What A Woman Does While A Guy Is Screwing Her. - Full Joke.
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Written on 20/10/2008

Money Talks - Full Joke.
WHEN A MAN TALKS DIRTY TO A WOMEN, ITS SEXUAL HARASSMENT, BUT WHEN A WOMEN TALKS DIRTY TO A MAN, ITS 2.95 A MINUTE...................
Written on 20/10/2008

Lesbian Frogs - Full Joke.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!......
Written on 23/10/2008

Hooker Or Drug Dealer - Full Joke.
Q: why is it better to be a hooker than a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. CandM05......
Written on 28/10/2008

Tongue Twister - Full Joke.
i may not be a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but i can pluck figs until the fig pluckers come home!......
Written on 29/10/2008

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