Mr Monkeys One Line Jokes - please follow the links.

Little Boy - Full Joke.
Little boy was crying in a supermarket, man says to him "are you lost?", boy says " yes" man says "whats your mummy like?" Little boy says" Bacardi breezers and big c**ks"......
Written on 19/07/2009

Joke - Full Joke.
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Written on 19/07/2009

Not A Fool! - Full Joke.
---------- She may be stupid, but she never let's a kiss fool her or a fool kiss her.......
Written on 19/07/2009

Why Do Girls Like Rahul Dravid?? -for Cricket Lovers - Full Joke.
------------ Why do girls like Rahul Dravid?? 1. He has a lengthy bat. 2. He finds the gaps easily. 3. He pushes easily into fine legs. 4. He gets out late!!......
Written on 01/02/2010

Common Dialogue! - For Hindi Speaking Indians - Full Joke.
----------- Common Dialogue after Exams and First Wedding Night. Q."Kaisa hua?" Ans. "Achha hua, Thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha par, theek se hua nahi!......
Written on 01/02/2010

The Difference Between... - Full Joke.
What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn shucker? ...one shucks between fits!......
Written on 01/02/2010

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