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Best-ever P***s Joke!! - Full Joke.
---------- A P***s is better than a credit card! Why?? It is accepted worldwide It is auto-reloadable No limit on usage Needs no authorization No need to swipe & You just need to wipe after use.......
Written on 12/05/2009

Keep Going - Full Joke.
She's a woman.......
Written on 23/05/2009

Anal Beads - Full Joke.
Do you know that if you pull a pair of anal beads out fast like starting a lawnmower it makes a loud pooping noise.......
Written on 24/05/2009

Pirate - Full Joke.
Q: how much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: a buckaneer!!!!!......
Written on 24/05/2009

Jokes - Full Joke.
I CANT NEVER TELL A GOOD JOKE I TRY BUT I SUCK AND THEM CAN SOMEONE HELP ME......
Written on 24/05/2009

Banta's Dilemma - Full Joke.
---------- Banta's wife delivered twin babies. Banta was very worried and could not sleep all night. Finally he mustered up some courage and asked his wife: "Who's the father of the other child?"......
Written on 24/05/2009

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