Mr Monkeys One Line Jokes - please follow the links.

Why? - Full Joke.
Why does your d**k keep knocking on the door? Because it wants to cum inside!......
Written on 15/01/2009

Talk - Full Joke.
A couple were engaged in foreplay when the woman asked, "Why don't you make my p***y talk?" "How do I do that?" asked her partner. "Put a tongue in it."......
Written on 15/01/2009

Vegetables - Full Joke.
A Fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.......
Written on 20/01/2009

Did Not Have A Sex For 3 Years - Full Joke.
Wife to the doctor, with a husband listening: We did not have a sex for 3 years! Husband: Speak just about yourself my dear......
Written on 26/01/2009

Dah.... 1..... 2......7? - Full Joke.
There are basically three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can't.......
Written on 31/01/2009

The Work Place Credo - Full Joke.
Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part.!......
Written on 31/01/2009

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