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Positions
Three pregant woman were in the waiting room of the Dr.'s Office discussing a recent study claiming that you could tell the sex of a baby by what position you were in when conceived. The first lady says, "I'm gonna have a girl, I'm gonna have a girl, I was on ......
Written on 02/12/2008 |
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Check Up
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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Condom In The Convent
Father Mike goes into Mother Superior's office and he is very upset. Inside the office he says to Mother Superior, "We have a problem - a used condom was found in the convent." Mother Superior is very concerned. The two of them discuss the problem and decide on a plan of ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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P***s Raise..
I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour I work at great depths I work head first I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties I work in a dark workplace that ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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The Little Old Lady And The Bet
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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Bad News And Really Bad News.
A DOCTOR CALLED ONE OF HIS PATIENTS NAMED JOHN TO HIS OFFICE ON TUESDAY MORNING. WHEN HE ARRIVED THE DOCTOR SAID "HAVE A SEAT JOHN". THE DOCTOR SAID "I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS AND SOME REALLY BAD NEWS" JOHN SAID "OK WHAT IS THE BAD NEWS" THE DOCTOR SAID "WELL, ACCORDING ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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