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Laid Off ?
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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40 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work:
40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK: 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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Penguin
A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five dollars, they kick him out, too. By this ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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The Businessman And His "rent"
A prosperous and somewhat amorous businessman propositioned a beautiful chorus girl of well-proportioned figure to spend the night with him for 500. When he was ready to leave the next morning, certain things having transpired, he told her he didn't have that much money with him, but would have his ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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The Doctors Office
The Doctor's Office An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave ......
Written on 29/11/2008 |
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Doctor
a woman visiting her doctors office suddenly blurts out, Doctor, kiss me! The doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of ethics to kiss her. About 20 minutes later the woman shouts again, Doctor, please, kiss me just once! Again he refuses apologetically but ......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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