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10 Ways To Get Fired
Whenever answering the phone, and its for your boss, say "He's under his desk screwing his secretary. Can I take a message?" Strip off all your clothes. Complain about how hot it is in the office, regardless of the temperature. When your boss is on the phone scream "Dammit! ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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Signs You Are Having A Bad Day
1.Your neighbors shake there head when you walk down the street. 2. You call a suicide hotline and they put you on hold. 3.When you call 911 the operator laughs at you hysterically. 4.When you go on your honeymoon out of state with your new spouse, the manager ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Sardar Jokes
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh." Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No! No! Me Banta Singh!" A third one came and ......
Written on 16/11/2008 |
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Many A True Word
A woman walks into a doctors office and says "doctor I hurt all over". The doctor says "thats impossible". "No really! just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Oral Sex
A man accompanied his wife to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the husband aside and said, "Your wife is suffering from severe, long-term stress and it's affecting her cardiovascular system. She's a good candidate for either a heart attack or a stroke. If you don't do the ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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Cheif Bowell
a railroad is being built through the mountains, however there is a teepee in the way. the railworkers go into it and demand that the occupant, Cheif Bowell, move his teepee. bowell decides that he does not want to move so he says, "Bowell no move, me go into town, get ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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