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Three Men Worked In The Empire State Building
on the 102nd floor. One day the elevator was out of service, so they had to walk up to their office. To pass the time, they decided that one would sing a song, one would tell a joke, and the third would tell a sad story - each taking a ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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Lay Off
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Pickup Lines, Pt. 2
101. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. 102. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated. 103. Have you ever played leap frog naked?? 104. I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Breast Feeding
A woman and a baby come into the doctors office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Oh...he is ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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Best Hangover Ever
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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Cannibals
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now" said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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