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Tonights The Night
John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group. To break the ice, and to get the therapy started, ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Spaghetti
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Serves Them Right
There was something in the November 2005 "Scientific American" that had me chuckling. There were four burglars who broke into a veterinarian's office in Noblesville, Ind., looking for the painkiller known as OxyContin, which some people snort to get high. What they actually stole was oxytocin, which is given ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Checking Account
This man walks into a bank and goes up to an elderly lady teller and says, "I wanna open up a f**kin' checking account." The old lady replies, "I beg your pardon?" The man repeats, "I said I wanna open up a f**kin' checking account!" The ......
Written on 22/10/2008 |
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I Can't Do It Anymore
Willie comes home from work, as he walks in the door Ethel grabs him and says, "Come on, Willie, we're going upstairs!" Willie replies, "OK. That's one of my favorite things!" As soon as they get upstairs, Ethel grabs Willie, throws him down on the bed and jumps aboard. Willie protests, ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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Laid Off
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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