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Shingles
More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly line. One fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Gone Fishin
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in the country, ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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What Is Aol Was A Real City...
1. You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name. 2. You'd only pay 21.95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck. 3. Once you got outside, even if you were in a hurry, ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Just 3 Pills
A man goes to his doctor and says. " Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra ......
Written on 09/10/2008 |
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Things You Would Love To Say At Work
1. Well, aren't we just a ray of -ing sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 4. Do I look like a -ing people person? 5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 6. I ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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