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Things You Wish
Things You Wish You Could Say At Work... 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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A Lesbian Visits The Doctor...
A lesbian goes to her doctor for her annual physical. After the doctor completes the physical, she says, "You can get dressed now. Your test results will be back in a few days. Stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you." When the patient gets to ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Viagra For 3 Women
A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday." "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Horny
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Disabled Veteran
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barrack's door is open." He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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A Very Smart Guy
A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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