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The New Ceo
A corporation is in trouble because of its performance. The new CEO in charge faces with the task of get the corporation back on its feet. First policy he implements is to increase productivity and efficiency of the corporation. Anyone who doesn't put 100 effort will be let go immediately. After ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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The Happiest Wife In Town
When Aaron first noticed that his p***s was growing larger and staying erect longer he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his johnson had grown to nearly twenty inches in length. Aaron became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking, so he went to ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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From Technical Support
Attn: Technical Support Subject: A bug in the program. Dear Technical support Last year I upgraded program Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, I found there are strange things happening. Program Wife 1.0 started taking up space and valuable resource, which was not mentioned in the manual. Wife 1.0 installs itself and ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Girlfriend
A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, " the young man exclaimed. "Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife, " replied the Boss. "Whenever she ......
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Aaadd
"Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder" I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it goes . . . I decide to clean off the front patio. I start to the patio and notice mail on the desk that needs to be taken down to ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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