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Plastic Surgery Miracles
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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Still In The Crate
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it, doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a ......
Written on 11/12/2008 |
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Bedroom Golf
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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Threes Guys And A Mormon
Three guys and a mormon were standing around talking one day and the first guy says , "I have 4 kids, one more and I'll have a basketball team," the second guy says so.. "I have 8 kids, one more and I'll have a baseball team,".. The third guy says, "SO ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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More Golf Course Troubles.
Bob and his wife were out golfing one day when he happened to slice his approach shot to the eleventh green. When he found his ball he also found a large barn between him and the green. His wife noticed that with the barn doors open a low shot could go ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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Golfing Twosome
A gentleman golfer took his vacation from work and decided to spend it on his local golf course. As luck would have it he went out by himself on the first day at his local course. Just before starting the back nine he spied a very attractive looking female playing alone ......
Written on 18/12/2008 |
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